Me: Mom, want to watch Hello Baby with me? It's MBLAQ.
Mom: I haven't seen a video with any of those boys since the pole dancing Joon thing.
Me: Did you-
Mom: Oh look! Youtube loaded the show!
*half way through the episode*
Mom: But I can't help to wonder what size his-
Mom: What? I was going to say his shoe!
Me: Oh... Why?
Mom: So I can take a good guess at how big his dick is.
Me: Ew, mom!
Mom: Like you never thought about Joon's junk.
2 years ago • 36 notes • Reblog
#OMFG #i wish my mom was like that #although it's the hands that tell all #trust i heard it from a gay guy xD #but there is a specific way #it's from like the wrist to the tip of the middle finger is how long it is #OMG #i am officially a perv #Joon #Ultimate Bias #MBLAQ #this person's mom is awesome!!! #my mom makes fun of my asian love xD and says why do I love them...cuz she says they have small penises....ya ._______. that's my mom