Me: Mom, want to watch Hello Baby with me? It's MBLAQ.
Mom: I haven't seen a video with any of those boys since the pole dancing Joon thing.
Me: Did you-
Mom: Oh look! Youtube loaded the show!
*half way through the episode*
Mom: But I can't help to wonder what size his-
Me: Mom!
Mom: What? I was going to say his shoe!
Me: Oh... Why?
Mom: So I can take a good guess at how big his dick is.
Me: Ew, mom!
Mom: Like you never thought about Joon's junk.
Me: ...
Mom: Exactly.